How to Have Sex

Step 1 Realise it’s approaching the first anniversary of me starting Bitten by the Dog. Also realise I haven’t actually posted anything on afore-mentioned blog this year. Decide this would be the perfect time to do so. Step 2 Cross off ‘Update BBTD at least weekly’ from my 2014 resolutions list. Wish I’d typed it […]


Dear You, How are you? Good I hope? Cause I am. Hurrah! I’d be satisfied with just feeling fine, but to be on the higher end of the mood spectrum is a result. A lot of that is down to you. Don’t blush – I’m being serious. If you hadn’t been so damn nice who […]